I'M JAMES 23 NJ WEED, BOGES, GIRLS, AND TATTOOS

I'M JAMES 23 NJ WEED, BOGES, GIRLS, AND TATTOOS
Let this be the hour when we draw swords together. Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn.
(via tossme)
ioda:
The world is changing. Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Isengard and Mordor? To stand against the might of Sauron and Saruman and the union of the two towers?
(via inthemilitary)
This hobbit-style house is hidden in the mountains of Norway!
endless list of my favourite books | the lord of the rings trilogy by j. r. r. tolkien
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.
(via bacongoddess-blog)
There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18
“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”
“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”
“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”
“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”
“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that”
“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”
“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*
(via becauseirippedmypants)

